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kenziejs
  • Town/Country : canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 100
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kenziejs : My name is Kenzie. I'm struggling to be happy but reading ridiculous, unbelievable life moment in lives other than mine seem to make me feel a little less worse.

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Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41436) - you deserved it (3054)

On 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm - work - by thank god you'll only live once (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized I love my boyfriend's cat more than my boyfriend. The only reason we're still together is I don't want to lose custody of the cat. FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25310) - you deserved it (38345)

On 08/29/2013 at 8:16pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28075) - you deserved it (60753)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn't watch dirty videos on Youtube. FML

#20696604
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49839) - you deserved it (3979)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waited for a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took my chance. Problem was, the loud part ended abruptly. I didn't. FML

Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML

#20661280
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34787) - you deserved it (3425)

On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML

#20618445
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71587) - you deserved it (8703)

On 04/24/2013 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

#20592968
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52128) - you deserved it (9522)

On 04/15/2013 at 5:09am - intimacy - by JRLJLS (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

#20451560
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28701) - you deserved it (8470)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

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152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9565) - you deserved it (32170)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8697) - you deserved it (32605)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:37am - misc - by jj4320 - United States (California)

Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML

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259 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I ordered more memory and a new hard drive for my computer. I can't remember the last time I was this excited about something. FML

#2129395
80 comments

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On 05/20/2009 at 10:17pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)



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