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Today, I discovered that the amount of alcohol I have to drink to build up enough courage to talk to women at a bar is the exact amount of alcohol that prevents me from getting a boner. FML

#19249141
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27681) - you deserved it (7848)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:00am - intimacy - by socially awkward - United States (New York)

Today, my best friend informed me that she has been sleeping with my boyfriend. She tried to justify it by saying, "He's just going to break up with you anyway." FML

#19248875
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30936) - you deserved it (1994)

On 03/10/2012 at 12:12am - love - by best friend! - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

#19247694
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8425) - you deserved it (35673)

On 03/09/2012 at 8:56pm - kids - by mikey51 (man) - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

#19211804
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39750) - you deserved it (27434)

On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

#19196280
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35565) - you deserved it (2769)

On 03/01/2012 at 3:39pm - love - by eeelise5296 - United States (Arizona)

Today, the boy I tutor failed his math test. As a result, the family fired me. The boy failed because he forgot to write his name at the top. FML

#19190848
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33859) - you deserved it (1879)

On 02/29/2012 at 7:01pm - kids - by Fairy31 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

#19189124
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35026) - you deserved it (2438)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML

#19182487
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26753) - you deserved it (2816)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:41pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

#19182040
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27960) - you deserved it (2367)

On 02/28/2012 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

#19177249
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23207) - you deserved it (2595)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:37pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had my girlfriend over at my parents for dinner. When we were done, my dad went around to collect all the dirty plates and stacked them on his arm. When he got to my girlfriend, the weight became too much and he and the plates fell on top of her. FML

#19176497
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26261) - you deserved it (2537)

On 02/27/2012 at 6:09pm - love - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Doncaster)

Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML

#19174580
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43106) - you deserved it (2520)

On 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm - love - by unknown - United States

Today, I tried to make a rocket, using Diet Coke and Mentos. It worked pretty well, as both the kitchen window and my chipped tooth can testify. FML

#19154802
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6965) - you deserved it (28850)

On 02/24/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by alex (man) - United States (California)

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

#18916162
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27424) - you deserved it (4604)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by soawkward - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

#18803544
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24252) - you deserved it (3159)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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