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by socially awkward / 03/10/2012 at 1:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by best friend! / 03/10/2012 at 12:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
by mikey51 / 03/09/2012 at 8:56pm / Australia / Kids
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
by Autocorrected / 03/04/2012 at 12:02am / Philippines (Bulacan) / Love
by eeelise5296 / 03/01/2012 at 3:39pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by Fairy31 / 02/29/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
by ouch / 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm / Italy (Emilia-Romagna) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/28/2012 at 2:41pm / United States (Washington) / Money
by Anonymous / 02/28/2012 at 1:20pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 02/27/2012 at 7:37pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had my girlfriend over at my parents for dinner. When we were done, my dad went around to collect all the dirty plates and stacked them on his arm. When he got to my girlfriend, the weight became too much and he and the plates fell on top of her. FML
by anonymous / 02/27/2012 at 6:09pm / United Kingdom (Doncaster) / Love
by unknown / 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm / United States / Love
by alex / 02/24/2012 at 4:35pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by soawkward / 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by anonymous / 01/14/2012 at 6:42am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous