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by Alyssa / 03/20/2012 at 9:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money
Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML
by LadyJ / 03/20/2012 at 8:23pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by anonymous / 03/20/2012 at 6:33pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Love
Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML
by lyla / 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
by Niles / 03/20/2012 at 1:46pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking back to my hotel from the town square, and got lost. I turned back and walked around town for an hour, freaking out and panicking. When I finally found the hotel, I realized it was practically a stone's throw from where I was when I turned around. FML
by Anonymous / 03/20/2012 at 12:50pm / Sweden (Orebro Lan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/20/2012 at 11:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/20/2012 at 7:57am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Animals
Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML
by treehugger / 03/20/2012 at 5:47am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by Evelyn / 03/19/2012 at 4:18pm / United States / Kids
Today, I asked my mom if she could buy me some anti-nausea medicine. She said, "You just have a stomach ache. It's not like you're throwing up." As she said it, I threw up everything but my childhood memories. She still wouldn't get any medicine. FML
by Shleebs / 03/19/2012 at 3:20pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/19/2012 at 12:28pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
by bitchyhiccups / 03/19/2012 at 9:14am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said she felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my head. FML
by fuuu. / 03/19/2012 at 8:39am / Hong Kong / Miscellaneous
by Rapunzel / 03/18/2012 at 4:02pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel… Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while,… Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy, when suddenly he pulled out and told me that "he had…