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Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML
by jennag5 / 03/24/2012 at 2:45am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 03/23/2012 at 11:51pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anon / 03/23/2012 at 10:42pm / United States / Health
by Confused / 03/23/2012 at 11:34am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by ANNIEDBD / 03/23/2012 at 5:44am / Ireland (Dublin) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 4:17pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
by busfail / 03/22/2012 at 2:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
by Hannah / 03/22/2012 at 1:21pm / Ireland (Wexford) / Miscellaneous
by Ima in Hungary / 03/22/2012 at 8:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I overheard a girl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim, one of my favourite games. After a while, I turned around and, as a fellow gamer, thanked them for restoring my faith in humanity. They went very quiet. I'm now that weird guy on the bus. FML
by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 2:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 1:13am / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML
by Atheist / 03/22/2012 at 12:56am / United States (Oregon) / Work
by J Rush / 03/21/2012 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Powys) / Health
Today, I needed to buy a new helmet. When I got to the sport shop, there was only one left in my size and preferred color. 30 minutes after buying it, my head starts itching. Turns out I paid $40 for lice. FML
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 5:54am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 12:50am / Canada / Health
- Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he… Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible… Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a…