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by azmom / 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by AmihayG / 03/27/2012 at 12:32pm / Israel / Transportation
by MattBC97 / 03/27/2012 at 12:24pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/27/2012 at 11:54am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by halfasleep / 03/27/2012 at 10:00am / United States (Connecticut) / Health
Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML
by blueglover / 03/27/2012 at 3:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/27/2012 at 1:52am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/27/2012 at 12:27am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/26/2012 at 10:36pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by ramis182 / 03/26/2012 at 8:17pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by Mandy / 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm / United States / Health
Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms and I decided to test a few on my girlfriend. Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling and said I looked like a giraffe trying to bob for apples. FML
by JC / 03/26/2012 at 4:56pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML
by Shantwozzlah / 03/26/2012 at 12:15pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
by ohhdear.___. / 03/26/2012 at 10:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by iamnotalawyer / 03/26/2012 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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- Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…