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Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

#19393049
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24305) - you deserved it (2471)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:38am - kids - by baldspot (woman) - Australia

Today, my dad told me it would be fine to use the mounting tape he'd bought to place paintings up in my newly painted room. I did, but after deciding I wanted to move a painting and pulling it off the wall, the wall came with it. Back to square one. FML

#19392434
51 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 11:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML

#19389998
166 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Zack - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to sit between my parents in the car as they argued with one another for a whole hour over whether or not a thumb is a finger. FML

#19388204
83 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by totalloss - United States (Florida)

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

#19363371
144 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 12:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my 27 year old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML

#19363269
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23240) - you deserved it (10336)

On 03/28/2012 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML

#19362794
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21306) - you deserved it (2347)

On 03/28/2012 at 9:52am - misc - by andromeda80 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

#19362512
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10392) - you deserved it (17690)

On 03/28/2012 at 8:00am - health - by hikari_chan_xo - United States (Michigan)

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read my dog's mind. FML

#19361987
171 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 2:57am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was taking a lifeguard certification test. I nearly drowned halfway through. FML

#19361709
87 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 1:30am - work - by LiveGuard - United States

Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

#19361300
117 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 12:16am - misc - by ouchouchouch - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

#19360532
173 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 10:38pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML

#19359815
147 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 9:08pm - health - by Anna - United States

Today, I slipped in a pile of vomit someone left for me on the train platform on the way to work, spraying puke all over both of my legs. It's only 6:30am. It's going to be a long day. FML

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
422 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)



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