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by Reaper / 02/22/2009 at 5:01am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love
by Noname / 02/19/2009 at 4:11pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML
by jessica / 02/17/2009 at 6:56pm / United States (New York) / Work
by frenchy / 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Big B / 02/04/2009 at 12:40pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, my doctor called with my test results, which seem to tell him that there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. I'm still sitting here with an appendage that I'd swear was dispensing napalm, but now I have a $500 bill to go with it. FML
by ouch / 01/26/2009 at 9:18pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by pikachu / 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML
by dude / 01/20/2009 at 9:01am / Love
- Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be… Today, my girlfriend left me for her boss. The same boss that, two weeks ago, caused her to come to… Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which…