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by mugged / 06/01/2010 at 7:41pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML
by rawrrrr / 03/17/2010 at 12:01am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, after puking all over the bathroom and my legs, I called my husband for sympathy. The first thing he says is "Did you cry?" and when I answered no, instead of wishing me better he quickly exclaimed "WHO'S MY BIG GIRL!" FML
by gotitEVERYWHERE / 03/08/2010 at 5:40pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
Today, I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked. All of a sudden, he rolls away and tells me he's "finished." We both had our clothes on the entire time. He is 23, I'm 25. I didn't know that was possible. FML
by virginmary / 03/02/2010 at 7:38am / Reserved / Intimacy
Today, I brought my best friend to my uncle's birthday party. We were having a great time until my grandmother walked up to us and said to me, "You sure have a nice looking boyfriend." My friend is a girl. She has cancer and lost all of her hair due to chemotherapy. FML
by hairplease / 02/27/2010 at 2:03pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by tj85 / 02/17/2010 at 2:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by unfortunate419 / 02/17/2010 at 2:30am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by stoopidpoop / 02/04/2010 at 7:29pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I've been unemployed for a year. For the last six months I had been trying for a good paying job at a great company, who kept saying they would hire me when the economy improves. Three weeks ago I gave up and moved 2 hours away. Guess who just called to finally offer me a job. FML
by ironorr / 01/25/2010 at 7:41pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by shockedgirl / 01/16/2010 at 2:17am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by johnny121 / 01/01/2010 at 2:14pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
by fml333 / 12/21/2009 at 2:26pm / Saudi Arabia / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. Instead of taking me home like he told me he was going to, he pulled up to the gas station, gave me $6, and asked me to go pay. As soon as I walked inside, he threw my bag out the door, and drove off. FML
by dayumm_shawtyy / 12/20/2009 at 8:29pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by yoked / 12/17/2009 at 10:48pm / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, I had a job interview at the bowling alley. The manager was busy and asked if I could wait. Let's just say I've never bowled before, and I wanted to know how deep the hole was on the bowling ball. The interview ended with him spitting on my finger, trying to get it out. FML
by bowler / 12/13/2009 at 4:31pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
- Today, at my shop my nephew proudly told me he had just sold thousands of pounds of merchandise. I… Today, like every day for the past two weeks, a guy has been waiting outside my house and knocking… Today, my boyfriend once again accused me of cooking food with too much fat, making him gain 35 lbs…