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by iJuli / 04/08/2012 at 1:17am / United States (Montana) / Love
by Brianna Weltmire / 04/08/2012 at 1:13am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
by jordyn173 / 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by Millian2 / 04/07/2012 at 10:10pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
by strokingitasitype / 04/07/2012 at 3:12pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Miscellaneous
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
by anonomous / 04/07/2012 at 11:27am / United States / Intimacy
by anniemeece / 04/07/2012 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by bman / 04/07/2012 at 2:41am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by rubberduckie94 / 04/06/2012 at 9:17am / United States / Animals
by mockable / 04/06/2012 at 7:09am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 04/06/2012 at 3:24am / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, my patient had her call bell on. When I went to see what she needed, she replied that she was very itchy and could not reach to scratch the itch. I basically got called in to scratch my patient's crotch. FML
by akasha / 04/06/2012 at 2:15am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
by tatatest / 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Krissy / 04/05/2012 at 10:11pm / United States / Intimacy
by TwiceDaily,Kids / 04/05/2012 at 8:41pm / United States / Health
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…