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by madiison09 / 04/01/2013 at 1:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by davincourt / 04/29/2012 at 2:31pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by ShadowJack / 04/29/2012 at 11:10am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
by fuckbucket14 / 04/14/2012 at 6:56pm / Egypt (Al Bahr al Ahmar) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting in my car outside my apartment complex when a man came around the corner holding something shiny, and I thought was a gun. Thinking I was about to get robbed at gun point, I bugged out and threw up. It was a silver watering can. He asked if I was okay. FML
by logkitty / 04/10/2012 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML
by Madeline Lee / 04/09/2012 at 5:34pm / France (Aquitaine) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML
by missclitter / 04/09/2012 at 2:18pm / United States / Love
by Ew. / 04/09/2012 at 11:22am / United Kingdom / Animals
by zazzleface / 04/09/2012 at 8:23am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by stupidbug. / 04/09/2012 at 4:28am / Canada / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/09/2012 at 1:15am / United States / Money
by Stinky. / 04/08/2012 at 11:29pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML
by kirsty / 04/08/2012 at 1:18pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider climb into the ceiling vent. Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on the fan. It came out, along with a dozen of its friends. FML
by dcort / 04/08/2012 at 12:39pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by jess / 04/08/2012 at 10:30am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a… Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!''… Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound…