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Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML

#18721209
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21404) - you deserved it (5595)

On 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm - animals - by britanyann (woman) - United States

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

#18716043
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30103) - you deserved it (8628)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10351) - you deserved it (29152)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by Kyle - United States



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