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About kenjenkei : Eh.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.
Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML
Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML
Friday 30 January 2015