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About kenjenkei : Eh.
Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we can understand why.
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Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML
Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML
Friday 19 December 2014