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Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33666) - you deserved it (2805)

On 10/25/2011 at 2:04pm - kids - by mew - Canada

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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On 09/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by flexibleflatulance (woman) - United States (New York)



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