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  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 October 1996 (18 years)
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Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14183) - you deserved it (35981)

On 04/09/2015 at 4:11pm - work - by Distracted (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, while working at Dairy Queen, a customer asked me what was so special about our ice cream cakes, and how they're different from regular cakes. I chuckled, and told her it's because they're made from ice cream. She threw a fit, which resulted in me being written up and sent home early. FML

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On 03/25/2014 at 11:53pm - work - by Coryj1220 - United States (Kentucky)



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