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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 August 1997 (18 years)
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About kendall1058926 : I'm a highschool freshman and loving it! I may be one of the youngest in my class but that just means I'll stay prettier longer:) I love meeting new people so just message me:)

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML


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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML


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On 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm - misc - by cheddar (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML


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