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kendall1058926
  • Town/Country : Houston, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 August 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 149
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About kendall1058926 : I'm a highschool freshman and loving it! I may be one of the youngest in my class but that just means I'll stay prettier longer:) I love meeting new people so just message me:)

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46699) - you deserved it (7667)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm - misc - by cheddar (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45451) - you deserved it (2684)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States



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