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ken328
  • Town/Country : Mandaluyong, Philippines
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 March 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 902
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ken328 : I breath
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Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

#231694
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (173160) - you deserved it (12034)

On 03/07/2009 at 12:51am - misc - by shit_upon_literally (woman) - United States (New York)

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (988483) - you deserved it (78634)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

#14757
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25232) - you deserved it (10452)

On 02/08/2009 at 8:55am - misc - by Kath (woman) - Poland (Gdansk)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340
894 comments

I agree, your life sucks (526405) - you deserved it (37856)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30843) - you deserved it (240653)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML

#4219
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5694) - you deserved it (22211)

On 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by losingstreak - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML

#3854
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19713) - you deserved it (1680)

On 01/30/2009 at 5:57pm - work - by thatsillegal - United States (New York)



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