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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 March 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1284
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ken328 : I breath
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Visits<b>Link_Asriel</b> - the 09/06/2010 at 11:52am

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Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

#11867757
88 comments

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On 07/14/2010 at 2:14am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

#11865183
99 comments

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On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML

#11864546
101 comments

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On 07/14/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by No.Life. - United States (Vermont)

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

#11858705
148 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 8:02pm - work - by Camille (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

#11853841
166 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 3:43pm - misc - by dammitrain (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

#11852475
122 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 2:28pm - work - by babygirllxo - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

#11849273
155 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 11:02am - misc - by OhNo - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

#11848419
72 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 9:41am - health - by E or - United States (Oregon)

Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML

#11846674
137 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 5:22am - misc - by Sally - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off on the golf course once it was dark. Who would've thought that sprinklers start up once it's pitch dark. I got a lot wetter than I thought I would. FML

#11846185
161 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 4:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML

#11831310
179 comments

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On 07/12/2010 at 3:42pm - health - by jazthefish (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss' office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML

#7671025
146 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 10:33am - work - by boredatwork (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML

#6480509
56 comments

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On 11/27/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML

#4854965
109 comments

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On 08/27/2009 at 4:13am - animals - by catlady5569 (woman) - United States (Washington)



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