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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1267
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ken328 : I breath
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Visits<b>Link_Asriel</b> - the 09/06/2010 at 11:52am

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Today, while taking pictures by the pool, my friend wanted to use my camera. I told her to put the wrist strap on so it wouldn't fall into the pool. She dropped the camera while trying to put the strap on. FML

#12057570
125 comments

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On 07/23/2010 at 1:58am - misc - by Me. - United States (Texas)

Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML

#12049676
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30548) - you deserved it (3953)

On 07/22/2010 at 7:14pm - love - by coffee_princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I lied to a group of 8 year olds about having a boyfriend. FML

#12049549
84 comments

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On 07/22/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by jennavankirk - United States

Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML

#12038820
94 comments

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On 07/22/2010 at 2:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML

#11989675
87 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 8:23pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

#11983627
260 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while working at the bar, I was having a flawless night. Every pour was perfect, every shot expertly measured. I saw my manager for the first time that night, turned to greet him, and knocked over a tray of 30 or so glasses. Two remained unbroken. FML

#11945611
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On 07/17/2010 at 4:51pm - work - by barman - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while working at the bar, I was having a flawless night. Every pour was perfect, every shot expertly measured. I saw my manager for the first time that night, turned to greet him, and knocked over a tray of 30 or so glasses. Two remained unbroken. FML

#11945611
96 comments

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On 07/17/2010 at 4:51pm - work - by barman - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

#11944390
336 comments

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On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML

#11923492
147 comments

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On 07/16/2010 at 3:38pm - misc - by apple (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML

#11923492
147 comments

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On 07/16/2010 at 3:38pm - misc - by apple (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML

#11890639
122 comments

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On 07/15/2010 at 1:19am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

#11889011
59 comments

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On 07/15/2010 at 12:12am - love - by sunkissedberries - United States

Today, I decided to buy my Chinese Studies professor a gift from Taiwan. So I bought her a mini-Taiwanese passport that said "Republic of China" on it. As it turns out, it was actually a two-pack of travel condoms. FML

#11873804
165 comments

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On 07/14/2010 at 11:17am - intimacy - by safetyfirst (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I was at a friend's house. She has one of those automatic air fresheners, and I was amazed when it went off. To get a better look at it, I got real close to it. I saw a button and pressed it. The air freshener went off again, spraying nothing but my eye. FML

#11867771
135 comments

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On 07/14/2010 at 2:14am - misc - by Eyefreshener (woman) - United States (California)



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