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Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML
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On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States
Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 12:18am - work - by Shelly - United States (California)
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States
Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 5:43pm - work - by thathottchickk - United States (Washington)
Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML
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Today, I called in sick at work because I have the flu. This is my first sick day in the 2 years I've worked there. It's also the day the CEO made a surprise visit. My co-workers all got generous salary increases, and some of them promotions. I'm not included, simply because I wasn't there. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 7:15am - work - by rara1989 (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)
Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by flowerchildd2 - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was out selling Christmas-themed calendars for charity door-to-door. I rang a doorbell and a wild-eyed man appeared at the door, shouted about being "on nights" and that I'd woken him up, called me a "bell end", threw a newspaper at me and slammed the door in my face. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by firemansam - United Kingdom (Kent)
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 2:44am - love - by smurfisurfer1 - United States (Kansas)
Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States
Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 7:23am - misc - by pinkleopleurodon - United States
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