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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7161
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ken29 : Moustaches are cool. I love League. My pikachu's name is Juan Jesus de la Rosa Estaban Julio Montoya Rivera Applesauce the Third.

P.S.- If you want to talk just kik me @ ken290
I'm on this site to lol at misfortune.

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ken29's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

#19548071
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27393) - you deserved it (2737)

On 04/29/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by davincourt (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9789) - you deserved it (18358)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML

#19540366
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29748) - you deserved it (3322)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by poo4brains - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

#19540360
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22162) - you deserved it (8302)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

#19540360
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22162) - you deserved it (8302)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

#19540360
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22162) - you deserved it (8302)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

#19509709
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29112) - you deserved it (11738)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML

#19508765
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23058) - you deserved it (4109)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm - health - by JurassicHole (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

#19410577
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38603) - you deserved it (3185)

On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

#19321063
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23144) - you deserved it (7058)

On 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm - money - by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY (woman) - United States

Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now I wait. FML

#19293168
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28884) - you deserved it (4907)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:16am - misc - by lizzie1833 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

#19253868
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10157) - you deserved it (149969)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the boy I tutor failed his math test. As a result, the family fired me. The boy failed because he forgot to write his name at the top. FML

#19190848
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36498) - you deserved it (2063)

On 02/29/2012 at 7:01pm - kids - by Fairy31 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

#19189124
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36597) - you deserved it (2528)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17301) - you deserved it (29709)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)



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