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About ken29 : Moustaches are cool. I love League. My pikachu's name is Juan Jesus de la Rosa Estaban Julio Montoya Rivera Applesauce the Third.
P.S.- If you want to talk just kik me @ ken290
I'm on this site to lol at misfortune.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Today, I went to the beach. While I was enjoying the sun, an old man with prosthetic leg and no clothes on sat next to me. He took off his fake leg and put it behind his head. Then he opened his legs revealing his "stuff." I will never unsee this. Ever. FML
Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML
Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML
Friday 31 July 2015