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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7212
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ken29 : Moustaches are cool. I love League. My pikachu's name is Juan Jesus de la Rosa Estaban Julio Montoya Rivera Applesauce the Third.

P.S.- If you want to talk just kik me @ ken290
I'm on this site to lol at misfortune.

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Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

#247252
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56824) - you deserved it (12233)

On 03/08/2009 at 10:53pm - kids - by monty (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got a letter from my college saying that if my tuition was not paid in the next 24 hours, I will be terminated from classes. Turns out account services has been depositing my tuition money in another student’s account whose social security number was one digit different from mine. FML

#229421
44 comments

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

#221601
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49081) - you deserved it (26718)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)

Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML

#218280
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67209) - you deserved it (4692)

On 03/05/2009 at 4:36pm - misc - by failout (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

#206263
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28957) - you deserved it (43319)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML

#204455
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50244) - you deserved it (14353)

On 03/04/2009 at 2:05am - money - by gonkc (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. It was my crush's turn to spin the bottle so my heart started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then my crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." FML

#198031
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110428) - you deserved it (7208)

On 03/03/2009 at 6:00pm - love - by ILTali (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML

#197366
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75196) - you deserved it (3450)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by JTo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

#185358
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86614) - you deserved it (3907)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:35pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a blind date that my sister had set up. When I arrived at the coffeeshop, I approached a man waiting by the counter, asking if his name was Tim (my date's name). He looked at me and said no and then left with a drink clearly labeled "Tim" in bold letters. FML

#178001
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66323) - you deserved it (4098)

On 03/01/2009 at 11:20pm - love - by oprahahaha (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML

#171559
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61823) - you deserved it (13510)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:29pm - kids - by hi (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was babysitting my 5 year old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML

#154710
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56542) - you deserved it (6388)

On 02/27/2009 at 5:58pm - kids - by stpry of my life (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

#150971
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13506) - you deserved it (70865)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

#128340
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98853) - you deserved it (6942)

On 02/24/2009 at 10:21pm - animals - by sammatthews2007 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

#125156
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58027) - you deserved it (6946)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)



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