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  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 June 1997 (17 years)
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About ken29 : I'm just your average, everyday Pokémon Master and LOL nerd. Moustaches are cool.

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today I was really sick. I had been sneezing all day and my skin had startd to dry out. When my mom askd me if I needd anything, I immediately respondd with "lotion and tissues," realizing what I was suggesting. She then talkd to me fir 20 minutes about how "masturbation is okay." FML

#19650159
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26593) - you deserved it (3018)

On 05/20/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by sick and awkward - United States (Maryland)

Today, grlfriend went in fir a kiss too fast and broke front toot. FML

#19649940
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23742) - you deserved it (2191)

On 05/20/2012 at 1:19am - misc - by slayerdeath - United States (Indiana)

Today, grlfriend went in fir a kiss too fast and broke front toot. FML

#19649940
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23742) - you deserved it (2191)

On 05/20/2012 at 1:19am - misc - by slayerdeath - United States (Indiana)

Today, I tried to beat mah dad to the car. I jumped over the steel cables in the parking structure an hit mah head on a metal pipe, then bounced off the wres, an onto mah back on the pavement. Good thing we were already at the hospital to visit mah sick mother. FML

#19649582
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8508) - you deserved it (22089)

On 05/20/2012 at 12:06am - health - by Ouch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to beat mah dad to the car. I jumped over the steel cables in the parking structure an hit mah head on a metal pipe, then bounced off the wres, an onto mah back on the pavement. Good thing we were already at the hospital to visit mah sick mother. FML

#19649582
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8508) - you deserved it (22089)

On 05/20/2012 at 12:06am - health - by Ouch (man) - United States (California)

Today , it was my brthday , and I woke up to my dad telling me that we're going to Disneyland. Apparently , by "we" he meant him and my mom. They did , however , make a point to say "happy brthday" before they left. FML

#19648886
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32764) - you deserved it (1780)

On 05/19/2012 at 10:04pm - misc - by Schubey (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , it was my brthday , and I woke up to my dad telling me that we're going to Disneyland. Apparently , by "we" he meant him and my mom. They did , however , make a point to say "happy brthday" before they left. FML

#19648886
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32764) - you deserved it (1780)

On 05/19/2012 at 10:04pm - misc - by Schubey (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today before I went into surgery the patient next to me just finished the same procedure I was going to get!! As he woke up in looool the recovery area 10 feet away I was getting my final prep before the operation!! On my way into the operating room I was comforted by his screams of agonizing pain!! FML

Today before I went into surgery the patient next to me just finished the same procedure I was going to get!! As he woke up in looool the recovery area 10 feet away I was getting my final prep before the operation!! On my way into the operating room I was comforted by his screams of agonizing pain!! FML

Today , I woke up early 4 an important team meeting I needed to attend. I wased , got canged , and sat down to eat breakfast... I ten woke up again , an our late and covered in cereal. FML

#19645294
56 comments

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On 05/19/2012 at 4:03am - work - by themcdave - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today , I woke up early 4 an important team meeting I needed to attend. I wased , got canged , and sat down to eat breakfast... I ten woke up again , an our late and covered in cereal. FML

#19645294
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21887) - you deserved it (4052)

On 05/19/2012 at 4:03am - work - by themcdave - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today... mah husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading... and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55... he retorted... "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night... fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

#19644251
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23609) - you deserved it (4771)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm - money - by me (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today... mah husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading... and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55... he retorted... "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night... fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

#19644251
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23609) - you deserved it (4771)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm - money - by me (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yerebooks were distributed. I'd sereched carefully 4 photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the brd.

#19642956
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16833) - you deserved it (4142)

On 05/18/2012 at 5:50pm - misc - by ooh cat - United States (California)

Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yerebooks were distributed. I'd sereched carefully 4 photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the brd.

#19642956
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16833) - you deserved it (4142)

On 05/18/2012 at 5:50pm - misc - by ooh cat - United States (California)



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