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  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 June 1997 (17 years)
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About ken29 : I'm just your average, everyday Pokémon Master and LOL nerd. Moustaches are cool.

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ken29's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML

#18424898
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35174) - you deserved it (5760)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss. Turns out, the medicine he gave me for my head has memory loss as a side effect. He then said "I told you. Don't you remember?" After I said no he said "I figured." and giggled. FML

#18424721
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26731) - you deserved it (2382)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:04am - health - by memoryloss (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a man tried to rob the winery I worked at by knife-point. I managed to scare him off by throwing a bottle of wine at him. My boss fired me because I broke a $25 bottle of wine. FML

#18423886
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38269) - you deserved it (2438)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:19am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at my job as a bartender where I had to listen to a 40-something man with no legs drunkenly explain just how much he loves nipples. FML

#18422045
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26785) - you deserved it (3400)

On 12/03/2011 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by sugarbeet - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML

#18421974
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31604) - you deserved it (4736)

On 12/03/2011 at 8:29pm - love - by drummahboi99 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

#18418543
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55279) - you deserved it (5531) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

#18417405
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27659) - you deserved it (8630)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Sam - United States

Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML

#18417096
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9923) - you deserved it (31235)

On 12/03/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by Makala - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML

#18417096
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9923) - you deserved it (31235)

On 12/03/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by Makala - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I found out that the gentle, adorable oral surgeon who took out my wisdom teeth last year was recently arrested for rape. FML

#18416702
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30145) - you deserved it (2413)

On 12/03/2011 at 1:43am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss announced that instead of holiday bonuses being on the cards, the company is going under and we'll all be out of a job next year. FML

#18412841
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24530) - you deserved it (1845)

On 12/02/2011 at 4:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student. In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt and shorts, has a short hair cut and a moustache and is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they are male. FML

#18410783
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30524) - you deserved it (3831)

On 12/02/2011 at 9:40am - work - by Monday (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

#18410529
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35559) - you deserved it (6051)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

#18410529
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35559) - you deserved it (6051)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

#18408949
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25112) - you deserved it (2991)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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