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  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 June 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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ken29's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

#18559363
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46536) - you deserved it (5471)

On 12/20/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Pimpleeater (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML

#18554140
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13124) - you deserved it (31863)

On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML

#18553944
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29694) - you deserved it (5892)

On 12/19/2011 at 3:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my wife threatened to end our relationship if I didn't skip work and stay at home. She's into astrology, and apparently when one of those money-grubbing frauds writes "betrayal will come from someone close to you", it's reason enough to suspect that I'll cheat on her. FML

#18553811
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29575) - you deserved it (3328)

On 12/19/2011 at 3:08pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

#18553074
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33980) - you deserved it (2691)

On 12/19/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by stinkyhair (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes, mine said no. FML

#18552373
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53717) - you deserved it (5234)

On 12/19/2011 at 10:40am - love - by emmmbo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32997) - you deserved it (9503)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

#18510240
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23516) - you deserved it (5274)

On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

#18510240
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23516) - you deserved it (5274)

On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

#18510240
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23516) - you deserved it (5274)

On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML

#18508459
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15099) - you deserved it (32382)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:18am - work - by Shelly - United States (California)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

#18508427
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55609) - you deserved it (3403)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States

Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML

#18504719
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28618) - you deserved it (3507)

On 12/13/2011 at 5:43pm - work - by thathottchickk - United States (Washington)

Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML

#18501912
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30227) - you deserved it (2978)

On 12/13/2011 at 9:00am - work - by Anonymous - Malaysia



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