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kemosabe4201

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

Today, when I was walking in to the grocery store, a van pulls up and a bunch of guys get out who look really drunk. I jokingly said to the sober-looking man who had driven the van "Sucks you have to be the designated driver!" Turns out the "Drunk" guys were actually mentally challenged. FML

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