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About kelso_s2 : My names Kelsie, I like to camp, fish, shoot guns, ride horses, play lacrosse, and I game. Feel free to message me.

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Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML


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On 03/22/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by campus pussy (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 7-year-old daughter made a new game: hitting me in the groin when I'm not expecting it. She hunts me in the house, hides around corners, and behind furniture to ambush me. She'll even do it if she catches me napping. I'm a grown man living in fear of a little girl. FML


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On 01/16/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML


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On 01/13/2014 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML


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On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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