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kelsey_xv
  • Town/Country : berlin., america
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 January 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 249
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About kelsey_xv : well, my name is kelsey lyn, and i was born on january 28, 1995. i am not your average teenage girl. i have 7 piercings, 4 ear lobe piercings, 1 tragus piercing, 1 helix piercing, and one septum piercing. so yeah, im kinda really addicted to piercings. :) i kinda really like an amazing guy named chance...

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Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML

#1775896 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (25586) - you deserved it (60371)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML

#1751359 (275)

I agree, your life sucks (61709) - you deserved it (32814)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by stpdaziandude (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together. My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe you should get one for your daughter." FML

#1690188 (291)

I agree, your life sucks (81661) - you deserved it (15873)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Familyskank (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682 (331)

I agree, your life sucks (175289) - you deserved it (9035)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had a blacklight in my room for an upcoming party. Just for fun, I decided to shine it on my loft bed, and the comforter lit up like a Christmas tree, as did several spots on the floor underneath. I don't have a boyfriend, but my roommate does. FML

#554666 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (69802) - you deserved it (3857)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

#542382 (463)

I agree, your life sucks (94721) - you deserved it (14817)

On 03/22/2009 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by thisreallysucks2 (woman) - United States (California)



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