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About kelsey_katie : Hiiii(: I'm Kelsey!
I'm guessing. You want to read something interesting about me... But, this is all i got for now:p
I love smosh. The downtown fiction is my favorite band... Ever.
Uhh, lets see... What else is interesting about me....
I'm exactly 6 feet tall, and only 15yrs old... I pretty much tower over everyone... But oh well, I love being tall(:
I live in the most boring state ever.... Yupp, not a lot to do here:p
My high school was in the movie lemonade mouth, and i was an extra in that movie as well(:
I don't care what you are. As long as you give me respect, I'll give it right back!
I share this account with my friend Katie(: So, we'll both post and stuff.
Message me fo sho(:
Weeellll, BYE! (:
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Today, this wierd girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, ( This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110. ) She replied, ( You spelt temporary wrong. ) FML
Today, I was washing mah hands in the bathroomhen I looked up and saw a spider on mah cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. fat FML
Today , Aftar Gatting Dumpad By My Boyfriand , I Triad To Fina Comfort In Ona Of My Closast Friands. Ha Ambracad Mahila I Strugglad Against Taars , An Aftar A Faw Momants Of Silanca Said , "Hay , U Knowhat? I Would Fuck U Anytima. Anytima." FML
Today, I let a guy I like look at mah phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get mah phone back. FML
Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shrt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shrt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. mega FML
Today, mom found a new way to get me to clean room. She pild everything from floor in front of wardrobe an padlockd dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in room. The worst part? She put over a hundrd decoys in there too. FML
Today.. . at college.. . I found a lanyard with some keys and a YMCA member's card attachd . Hoping to find contact details.. . I googld the name on the back of the card.. . just in time fir him to return and see me looking through his Facebook profile lyk some kind of stalker . FML
Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
Today, I left ma book on te plane after I'd finised reading it. Te fligt attendant tougt I'd forgotten it, so e cased me troug te airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't ave te eart to tell im I left it on purpose. looool fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015