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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1985
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About kelsey_katie : Hiiii(: I'm Kelsey!
I'm guessing. You want to read something interesting about me... But, this is all i got for now:p
Enjoy:
I love smosh. The downtown fiction is my favorite band... Ever.
Uhh, lets see... What else is interesting about me....
I'm exactly 6 feet tall, and only 15yrs old... I pretty much tower over everyone... But oh well, I love being tall(:
I live in the most boring state ever.... Yupp, not a lot to do here:p
My high school was in the movie lemonade mouth, and i was an extra in that movie as well(:
I don't care what you are. As long as you give me respect, I'll give it right back!

I share this account with my friend Katie(: So, we'll both post and stuff.

Message me fo sho(:

Weeellll, BYE! (:

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Taday I punched myself in the facehile trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23827) - you deserved it (15470)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, this wierd girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, ( This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110. ) She replied, ( You spelt temporary wrong. ) FML

#18026685
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10482) - you deserved it (60915)

On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today.. . I went to the store to pick up some tampons . After waiting in line fir about 10 minutes.. . the male cashier lookd at me when I was leaving and said.. . "Have a nice.. . week!" FML

#18023767
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31646) - you deserved it (4656)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was washing mah hands in the bathroomhen I looked up and saw a spider on mah cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. fat FML

#18013165
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18400) - you deserved it (37202)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today , Aftar Gatting Dumpad By My Boyfriand , I Triad To Fina Comfort In Ona Of My Closast Friands. Ha Ambracad Mahila I Strugglad Against Taars , An Aftar A Faw Momants Of Silanca Said , "Hay , U Knowhat? I Would Fuck U Anytima. Anytima." FML

#17973250
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34308) - you deserved it (9345)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I let a guy I like look at mah phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get mah phone back. FML

#17940122
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11341) - you deserved it (36233)

On 10/09/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Emily S - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, I SAW A MAN DANCING TO A BRITNEY SPERES SONG IN HIS VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE. I STARTD LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY UNTIL HE GOT OUT. HE WAS HUGE. I WAS STUCK IN TRAFFIC. MEGA FML

#17919835
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11559) - you deserved it (31411)

On 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shrt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shrt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. mega FML

#17891002
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8589) - you deserved it (40114)

On 10/02/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by hardtoignore - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, mom found a new way to get me to clean room. She pild everything from floor in front of wardrobe an padlockd dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in room. The worst part? She put over a hundrd decoys in there too. FML

#17880889
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10382) - you deserved it (34444)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)

Today.. . at college.. . I found a lanyard with some keys and a YMCA member's card attachd . Hoping to find contact details.. . I googld the name on the back of the card.. . just in time fir him to return and see me looking through his Facebook profile lyk some kind of stalker . FML

#17760345
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19301) - you deserved it (11491)

On 09/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

A Lady Came Into Mah Workplace To Pay Her $120 Bill In One Dollar Bills. I Kept Loosing Count. FML

#17743700
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21030) - you deserved it (11185)

On 09/14/2011 at 11:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28133) - you deserved it (11510)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, I left ma book on te plane after I'd finised reading it. Te fligt attendant tougt I'd forgotten it, so e cased me troug te airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't ave te eart to tell im I left it on purpose. looool fat FML

#17685983
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8280) - you deserved it (40544)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:05am - work - by sad - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13187) - you deserved it (25052)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)



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