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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 February 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2587
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About kelsey_katie : Hiiii(: I'm Kelsey!
I'm guessing. You want to read something interesting about me... But, this is all i got for now:p
Enjoy:
I love smosh. The downtown fiction is my favorite band... Ever.
Uhh, lets see... What else is interesting about me....
I'm exactly 6 feet tall, and only 15yrs old... I pretty much tower over everyone... But oh well, I love being tall(:
I live in the most boring state ever.... Yupp, not a lot to do here:p
My high school was in the movie lemonade mouth, and i was an extra in that movie as well(:
I don't care what you are. As long as you give me respect, I'll give it right back!

I share this account with my friend Katie(: So, we'll both post and stuff.

Message me fo sho(:

Weeellll, BYE! (:

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Fucked!<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 6:11am

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kelsey_katie's favorite FMLs

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

by yum yogurt / 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

by tommyboy783 / 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

by sarah / 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

by Anonymous / 10/18/2011 at 2:55am / United States (Missouri) / Animals

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

by scewable / 10/13/2011 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

by Emily S / 10/09/2011 at 1:17am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love

Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML

by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm / United States / Transportation

Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML

by hardtoignore / 10/02/2011 at 9:34pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

by katt_is_here / 10/02/2011 at 1:15am / United States (Colorado) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, at college, I found a lanyard with some keys and a YMCA member's card attached. Hoping to find contact details, I googled the name on the back of the card, just in time for him to return and see me looking through his Facebook profile like some kind of stalker. FML

by Anonymous / 09/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML

by Anonymous / 09/14/2011 at 11:47am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

by unicorn / 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML

by sad / 09/07/2011 at 1:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Holidays

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

by wheezy / 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 12:38am / Canada (Quebec) / Health