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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 September 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 248
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML


I agree, your life sucks (55196) - you deserved it (6352)

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