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Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59471) - you deserved it (15310)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday , I was at a clothing store. I trid on a dress , but decidd it was too much 4 me. Taking it off , I realize mah hair was tangld in the big security button. The employee had to bring me to the front of the store , lay me on the counter , an take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML

#4483949
53 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by ForeverEmbarrassed (woman) - United States (California)

I was olding my babby daugter during a ceckup. To reassure er... I was kissing te back of er eadile te Dr. was cecking er earing. After a few minutes... I realized te Dr. ad put is and to steady er ead. I was kissing is and. FML

#4210609
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On 08/01/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by smoochie -

Today, My Boss Sent Out An Email With The Subject Line "Urgent". He Accidentally Left The Body Of The Email Blank. I Replied To All Staff "You're Firing Blanks Peter". I Later Hered That His Wife Once Got Drunk And Told Everyone That They Couldn't Have Kids Because He Has A Low Sperm Count. FML

#3949208
73 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 4:16am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

yesterday I was going on a first date with a girl I really like . We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressd up . It was only after I pickd her up I realizd she meant that she was dressing nicely . I was dressd as Harry Potter . FML

#3866065
293 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I mat wit a friand wo ad gainad soma waigt sinca I saw im last. looool Aftar a friandly ug, I puttad my and on is naw man boob and, witout tinking, laft it tara way too long. I raalizad tat I was groping im and, in a panic, did ta only ting I could tink of. I pattad it. Twica. FML

#3373378
140 comments

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On 06/30/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was enjoying some much needd serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To mah surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessd, gets up, gives me a nod an leaves. FML

#2932416
201 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY WAS MAH FIRST MEETING WITH BUSINESS PARTNERS AS I AM NEW TO THE TEAM. INSTEAD OF SAYING THAT I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO "STRETCHING MAH LEGS" OR "SPREADING MAH WINGS" I TOLD THEM I WAS ANXIOUS TO START "SPREADING MAH LEGS". FML

#1683242
117 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

2DAY I WAS WALKING BACK TO MAH HOME IN THE CITY IN THE DARK. I'M PARANOID, SO WHEN I SAW MOVEMENT BEHIND ME I CLUTCHD MAH MACE. THE FASTER I WALKD, THE CLOSER THE PERSON SEEMD TO BE. I SPUN AROUND AND SPRAYD MAH ATTACKER WITH MACE. IT WAS MAH SHADOW AND THE WIND BLEW THE MACE BACK INTO EYES. FML

#1026397
185 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Eyesore - United States (Georgia)

Taday mah mom scooped the litter box right before I went to work !! I brown bagged mah lunch this morning !! She brown bagged the poop from the litter box !! Both were on the counter !! Guess which one I brought to work? FML

#969770
145 comments

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On 04/14/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by chriss (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was bord at mah job at Homa Dapot. I got a bar coda tattoo 3 waaks ago and thought it would ba funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammar. FML

#881347
300 comments

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On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today , it was really windy an rainy causing me to trip an knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself , I apologizd an pattd the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn an look at the kid , an discover I've been interacting with a trash can.

#832092
148 comments

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On 04/06/2009 at 7:47am - kids - by trashcanned (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, My Mom Bougt Me A T-srt From Te Store. It As Te U.S. Marines Logo On It And Says "Marines' Grlfriend". I'm A Straigt 16 Year Old Boy And My Mom Only Reads And Speaks Spanis. FML

#168522
73 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Elis (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

#150078
40 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by beachbum (man) - United States (New York)



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