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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 September 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12164
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kelllieeee_ : hi, im kellllie :) 15, turning 16 in a few months
idk, there isnt really much you need to knoooww

uh, myspace? myspace.com/kellie_says
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Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43667) - you deserved it (9626)

On 06/13/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by anonymous1 - United States (California)

Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I knew him but forgot his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it. So, thinking I was clever, I said "How do you spell your name again?". His name was Rob. FML

#2734791
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13621) - you deserved it (50909)

On 06/09/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by purrtygirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML

#2660481
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55812) - you deserved it (12351)

On 06/06/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

#2612293
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30081) - you deserved it (74828)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML

Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML

#2103981
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18701) - you deserved it (88197)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Takuma (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

#1942963
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31354) - you deserved it (43616)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682
315 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54273) - you deserved it (314562)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

#195442
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63633) - you deserved it (28460)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)



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