- Town/Country : Not specified
- Title : Mister
- Birth Date : Not specified
- <3 status : Single
- Number of visits : 1735
- Number of comments : 9
- Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted
About kellenp10 : Nahhh
About kellenp10 : Nahhh
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
by sydstreet / 12/25/2013 at 10:33am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2013 at 12:19pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by yarenis / 12/24/2013 at 5:45am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by JoshuasGirl / 12/23/2013 at 2:13pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Lucie / 12/22/2013 at 8:51pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, it's been a little over a month since my dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confirmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML
by bleach bleach bleach / 12/22/2013 at 12:22pm / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/22/2013 at 3:45am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by anon / 12/21/2013 at 9:13am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by zamwow / 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by hot_friend / 12/19/2013 at 1:13am / United States / Love
by Rob / 12/18/2013 at 12:47pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I had to go tree shopping with my dad and some of his work buddies. It hit its lowest point when one loudly told us about a crap handjob he got recently. "I mean yeah, choke the cock," he said, "but don't choke it to DEATH, nam'sayin'?" I'd never wanted to just drop dead more. FML
by ANONYMOUS -_- / 12/15/2013 at 12:18pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/14/2013 at 7:48pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/14/2013 at 2:24am / Canada (Ontario) / Love