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  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 October 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3000
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kellanlvr : My birthday is wrong and it makes me sad :(

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Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

#17201807
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35426) - you deserved it (12838)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:34am - misc - by dullstuff (man) - Belgium (Liege)

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

#16727847
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45270) - you deserved it (5550)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy who lives on the same floor as me in my apartment complex. I got stood up. Instead I got to listen to him doing the girl who lives next door to me. FML

#14647412
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30199) - you deserved it (2747)

On 01/20/2011 at 3:52am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML

#14583588
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22587) - you deserved it (3146)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:24pm - animals - by inchetogb - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML

#14253305
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9749) - you deserved it (24897)

On 12/18/2010 at 10:20pm - misc - by me - United States

Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML

#14242742
50 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 12:56am - misc - by lizard (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

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263 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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