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  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 October 1995 (19 years)
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About kellanlvr : My birthday is wrong and it makes me sad :(

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Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML


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On 07/21/2011 at 8:34am - misc - by dullstuff (man) - Belgium (Liege)

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML


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On 06/18/2011 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy who lives on the same floor as me in my apartment complex. I got stood up. Instead I got to listen to him doing the girl who lives next door to me. FML


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On 01/20/2011 at 3:52am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML


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On 01/14/2011 at 11:24pm - animals - by inchetogb - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML


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On 12/18/2010 at 10:20pm - misc - by me - United States

Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML


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On 12/18/2010 at 12:56am - misc - by lizard (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML


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On 12/18/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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