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Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28374) - you deserved it (7863)

On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML

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On 12/14/2010 at 11:24pm - animals - by fufu_mutt (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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