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  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 August 1996 (18 years)
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About keitorinm : I <3 music!
Especially house xD
I'm usually on Fmylife when I should be paying attention in math xD
And remember:
If the world gives you lemons, make orange juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it ;)

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Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML

#310419
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I agree, your life sucks (13599) - you deserved it (124322)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arkansas)

Today, while walking through the fragrance area in a shopping center a women behind me asked; "Excuse me miss, would you like to sample our new fragrance line." I'm a 19 year old male. I turned around expecting her to correct herself. She didn't. FML

#102493
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I agree, your life sucks (36355) - you deserved it (6048)

On 02/22/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by highlycontagious - United States (Illinois)

Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28425) - you deserved it (8312)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Perpetually F-ed. - United States (Massachusetts)



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