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About keitorinm : I <3 music!
Especially house xD
I'm usually on Fmylife when I should be paying attention in math xD
And remember:
If the world gives you lemons, make orange juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it ;)

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Today , After Taping 5-year-olds Do A Skit At An Improv Camp , I Used The Camera's View-finder To Zoom In On A Female Co-worker's Chest. Another Female Co-worker Tapped Me On The Shoulder To Show That The TV Was Still Connected To The Camera. Parents , Kids , And Instructors All Witnessed It. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14031) - you deserved it (126716)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arkansas)

Today whila walking through tha fragranca araa in a shopping cantar a woman bahind ma askd; "Excusa ma miss would you lyk to sampla our naw fragranca lina." I'm a 19 yaar old mala. I turnd around axpacting har to corract harsalf. Sha didn't. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37420) - you deserved it (6162)

On 02/22/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by highlycontagious - United States (Illinois)

Today, Mah Younger Brother And Mah Parents Were In Mah Dorm Room. When I Wasn't Looking, Mah Brother Opend The Top Drawer Of Mah Dresser (where I Had A Tube Of Half-usd Lube) And Askd Out Loud: ( What's Astroglide? ) FML


I agree, your life sucks (28646) - you deserved it (8348)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Perpetually F-ed. - United States (Massachusetts)

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