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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About keithw12 : New Mexico Citizen. Want to live in New Zealand someday, so if you have lived or visited there, you should message me!

Instagram: Keithwuest
Kik: Keith142

Posted 1 FML, but did not get published :(

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Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58385) - you deserved it (29093)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

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