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keith1394
  • Town/Country : new jersey, usa
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 September 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 194
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

#7217520 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (19665) - you deserved it (22966)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87659) - you deserved it (7299)

On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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