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Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25388) - you deserved it (32403)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)



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