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keeeever
  • Town/Country : Edmond, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 January 1984 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 2264
  • Number of comments : 2
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Today, I was impressing dinner guests by spinning my new baby in the air (something she loves), when she projectile vomited over the dinner table and the guests. My wife, who had spent three hours cooking was not impressed. Once of the guests was also a sympathy spewer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10421) - you deserved it (28098)

On 05/15/2009 at 6:20am - kids - by Sodge (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at work, some little girl went in the bathroom for quite a while. Came out for two minutes and went back in. She then came out with her finger clutched in a paper towel. One of the other coworkers went in to check the bathroom. The little girl wrote "Hi!" with her own poop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33434) - you deserved it (1486)

On 05/15/2009 at 3:20am - work - by RunningMurphy (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (167975) - you deserved it (51064)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)