About kee_breezy32 : I just love reading people's tragic stories :O
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Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML
by pissed out pants / 01/18/2015 at 4:58pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by MovingOut / 01/15/2015 at 8:21pm / Saint Vincent and the Grenadines / Miscellaneous
by Northshore75 / 01/15/2015 at 5:24pm / United States (California) / Kids
by middleagednurse / 01/14/2015 at 12:49pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML
by Anonymous / 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm / United States (Delaware) / Animals
by bowler99 / 01/12/2015 at 11:43am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting at my computer, petting one of my cats, who was sitting on my lap. My other cat got jealous and tried to climb onto my lap as well. They ended up fighting. I was wearing shorts. FML
by Crazy Cat Guy / 01/09/2015 at 1:44am / United States (California) / Animals
by bailey_biz / 01/08/2015 at 7:52am / United States (New York) / Love
by awkwardpineapples / 01/07/2015 at 10:13pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by ijustwantpizza / 01/07/2015 at 7:11am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I gave birth to our first child at home. What was supposed to be a beautiful moment of us peacefully greeting our newborn, ended up with the cops knocking on our door. Apparently me giving birth sounds like a domestic dispute. FML
by midwify / 01/05/2015 at 12:58pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Kids
by Malina / 01/03/2015 at 8:42pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML
by allgassedout / 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm / United States (California) / Love