Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

kee_breezy32

Offline (23 hours ago) | Search for a member

kee_breezy32

5Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4340
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 42 posted

About kee_breezy32 : I just love reading people's tragic stories :O

kee_breezy32's page activity

Visits<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 11:29am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:33pm<b>harjotxo</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 12:00am<b>maxyutd</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 12:56am<b>TheTrainKid</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 4:00pm<b>mountainmanmike</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 9:54am<b>Jennandco</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 4:02am<b>IJG2000</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 6:01pm<b>dudefromasia</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 12:21pm<b>TheBeast26</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 11:46pm<b>Nickb55</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 11:09pm<b>AllSoul</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 10:32pm<b>sandman676</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 10:30pm<b>kris_stewart</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 11:02am<b>bushytomatoe</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 3:02pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 6:44am<b>MissEris</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 10:38pm<b>ayejaye14</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 1:41am

Fucked!<b>MissEris</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 4:39am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 11:15pm<b>kkkkkkkkkka</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 9:57pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 6:29am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 4:25am

kee_breezy32's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Thumb returns

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

See all of kee_breezy32's badges

kee_breezy32's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a big figure skating competition. Many of the girls before me fell or did not execute their jumps correctly. Me? I skated a flawless program. I was placed last because they said I didn't push myself hard enough to the point of falling. FML

#21351174
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38587) - you deserved it (2549)

On 02/06/2015 at 9:35pm - misc - by depressedskatergirl - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML

#21350431
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24177) - you deserved it (14068)

On 02/05/2015 at 4:03pm - misc - by gumchuck (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML

#21350418
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32169) - you deserved it (7694)

On 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by m33p - United States (California)

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

#21350106
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39515) - you deserved it (5544)

On 02/05/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by DreamsDontComeTrue - United States (Virginia)

Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

Today, I was in a heated debate about climate change. I got so flustered that I forgot the word "volcano" and ended up calling them "exploding mountain things". End of the debate. Shame. FML

#21347486
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27111) - you deserved it (6560)

On 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm - misc - by WalkTheOtherWay - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought a small tub of coconut pieces in a bid to eat healthier snacks at work. I noticed that the chunks were a bit slimy, but thought nothing of it and kept eating. It wasn't until I reached the final few pieces that I noticed a huge black slug crawling across the bottom of the tub. FML

#21346678
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29837) - you deserved it (4875)

On 01/30/2015 at 6:00am - misc - by goodbyediet (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I had a one night stand. After holding in my farts all night as is done, I decided enough was enough and to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out instead I shit myself in her bed. I was naked at the time so was unable to hide it. FML

#21346279
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29910) - you deserved it (13167)

On 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML

#21345232
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26644) - you deserved it (1747)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:50pm - work - by bitchypast - United States (Maine)

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

#21345231
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28885) - you deserved it (1989)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by I'm screwed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my dad and I were having a conversation about boneless chicken. He told me that they are raised boneless, going into detail, and I bought every word of it. Not until he started laughing did I realize how gullible I really am. I'm 22. FML

#21344889
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15256) - you deserved it (25644)

On 01/27/2015 at 12:43am - misc - by katrina2d (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a weird friend of my father's decided to visit us. Our house isn't very big, so when he went to the bathroom, I could hear everything. He didn't wash his hands after a massive dump, and when he came out of the bathroom he patted my face. FML

Today, I made a joke that my boyfriend was going to end up sending me into premature labor. Later, I went into labor for real. My boyfriend thought I was faking and refused to take me to the hospital. FML

#21342125
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31020) - you deserved it (7425)

On 01/22/2015 at 6:32am - health - by unsuspectingmom - United States (Michigan)

Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML

#21342118
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30301) - you deserved it (2436)

On 01/22/2015 at 5:40am - misc - by burningman (man) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I got a large envelope from a college I applied to earlier. My mom, expecting big news, made my family gather round as I opened it. It ended up being a letter of rejection from not just that school, but all 3 campuses of the state college. FML

#21342027
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30461) - you deserved it (2332)

On 01/22/2015 at 12:22am - misc - by 1415926 - United States



FML's blog

  • Angie's illustrated FML
  • Here we go again. This week I'm talking to you live from the Paris Japan Expo. I'm dressed up as Bernard from the Sailor Moon series, and I almost got kicked out because my katana wasn't the…

Friday 3 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: