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Today, I was stuck in mah apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for helphen a voice came screaming, ( This is the fre department. ) I was relieved until he said, ( Just kidding. ) FML

#20681121
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On 05/23/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Mylifesucks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I e-maild the on-line instructor for mah job, telling her that I had fallen behind in mah work due to mah grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope yur grandmother gets better soon." FML

#20679441
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On 05/22/2013 at 8:28am - misc - by projectfain - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a mosquito bite on ma cest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it as swollen ma left breast a cup size. Te first ting ma boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of tem." FML

#20667435
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On 05/16/2013 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by Urgghh (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

today I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onion 4 his dish he warned us to be ready 4 the ( typical reactions ). Everyone teared up. Meanwhile I popped a boner. So much 4 typical. FML

#20667353
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On 05/16/2013 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw mah ex husband walking with his very beautiful, very pregnant wife. We divorced 7 months ago cuz he told me he was gay. FML

#20655918
118 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 9:32am - misc - by stephscort - United States (Connecticut)

Today, ma stalker ex girlfriend turnd up at ma wedding, uninvitd, wereing a wedding dress. FML

#20655660
143 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

TODAY, MY WATAR BROKA WHILA MY BOYFRIAND WAS BRAAKING UP WITH MA. FML

#20649270
159 comments

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On 05/08/2013 at 1:41am - health - by Carrie - United States (California)

2DAY I WORKED UP THE COURAGE TO GIVE A GUY MAH NUMBER!! I WROTE IT DOWN ON A PIECE OF PAPER, TORE IT IN HALF AND GAVE IT TO HIM!! LATER, I NOTICED I'D GIVEN HIM THE WRONG, BLANK HALF!! FML

#20142410
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On 11/01/2012 at 12:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I Dressed Up Lyk A Prate, Dressed Mah Dog As A Parrot And Bought $30 Worth Of Candy To Pass Out To Trick-or-treaters. I Waited By The Door For 3 Hours. Not One Kid Came. FML

#20142085
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On 10/31/2012 at 8:40pm - misc - by hallofail (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today... whila giving a spaach at work... I startd snaazing. Aftar wat saamd to ba tha last snaaza... I want on talking. Apparantly it wasn't... and I blaw out mah aardrum. FML

#20141826
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On 10/31/2012 at 5:03pm - work - by SoSoRachel - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at a barbeque with mah family, mah boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly calld mah boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replid, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. big fat FML

#20141794
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On 10/31/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the bar owner I work for told us to pay better attention to our drunk patrons, an to start cutting them off . A fellow bar maid askd how we are supposd to tell when it's time . He pointd at me an said, ( When they start hitting on her, they're too drunk to drive . )

#20141378
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On 10/31/2012 at 7:30am - work - by kat (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my dad an brothar that I want to taka Zumba classas . My brothar said, "Did you haar that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Than ha starting dancing an making pig noisas . My dad high-fivad him . Whan my mom haard, sha high-fivad him too . fat FML

#20141343
99 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 6:06am - misc - by hakuna matata - United States (California)

2day mah daughtar callad ma talling ma sha had har twin girls. Sha namad tham Juli and Anna. Har nama is Julianna. Har kids r going to fucking hata har. FML

#20141194
215 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 1:01am - kids - by poorkids (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my grlfriend an I were getting intimate, an I gave er a condom to putted on me. Se tried to open it wit er teet, but ripped it. Tat was my only condom. I'm now sitting ere watcing a soap opera wit a boner. FML

#20129928
273 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 3:12pm - intimacy - by Andrew - United States



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