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Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32933) - you deserved it (3037)

On 06/19/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by lisahb - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML


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On 05/23/2012 at 11:52am - misc - by alexo - United States

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML


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On 03/23/2012 at 1:55am - intimacy - by mrricecakes (man) - United States (Arizona)

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