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About kdmb96 : Living in Maine right now. Was born in Florida and lived in Georgia I love the south. Maine is too damn cold.
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Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015