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Today, I broke up with mah girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open mah jars?" FML

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109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29380) - you deserved it (19)

On 03/20/2015 at 9:32pm - love - by tumbleshay - United States (Oregon)

Today , I was helping out during the school play's interval. My head of year jokingly asked me to follow him around with these mini cocktail sausages fir the rest of the school year. I thought it would be witty to reply , ( Does that make me your official sausage holder? ) FML

#21378332
49 comments

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On 03/20/2015 at 10:41am - love - by MirandaJones (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, mah mother walkd in on me watching porn . As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary . mega FML

#21368964
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43190) - you deserved it (19533)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... some guy on te street treatend to stab me. I calld is bluff... and walkd away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

#21368848
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33219) - you deserved it (6767)

On 03/05/2015 at 7:25pm - misc - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today, I lookd boyfriend in the eyes and said ( I love y- ) He cut me off with, ( Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words ) and held eye contact until I awkwardly excusd myself. mega FML

#21361029
89 comments

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On 02/22/2015 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by bugger -

Today... while trying to take a crap... I shut the bathroom door. A minute later... my 3 year old daughter knocked an said "Mommy... do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

#21341221
64 comments

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On 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm - kids - by frozenpoo - United States

TADAY I FOUND THREE OF MY SISTER'S DILDOS AS I HELPED HER UNPACK BOXES FIR HER NEW HOUSE. JOKINGLY, I SAID, "WHY WOULD YOU EVEN NEED THREE?!" SHE ACTUALLY EXPLAINED. FML

#21334501
118 comments

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On 01/10/2015 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by sisterlylove - United States (Missouri)

Today... My Mom Got Me A Christmas Present. Since I'm Ahovian... She Thought It Would Be Cool To Get Mehat She Thought Was A Sonic Screwdriver. It Was Actually A Dildo Shaped As One. I Opened The Gift In Front Of My Entre Family. FML

#21323893
147 comments

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On 12/25/2014 at 10:17am - intimacy - by whovian - United States (Maine)

Today, I had mah midterm finals for AP Literature. My teacher had good news and bad news for us. The bad news? That he lost the file for our original exam and so had to make a harder exam for us. An exam he told us not to study for. The good news? "Jesus Christ suffered and died for our sins." FML

#21319606
98 comments

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On 12/18/2014 at 7:11am - misc - by subversivepanda (woman) - Guam

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Today, my mom found my dildo, and looool got so angry that sha baat ma with it . FML

#21309415
178 comments

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On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY , LIKE ANY OTHER DAY SINCE THAT STUPID MOVIE FROZEN CUMMD OUT , PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN , LIKE THEY'RE THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. MY NAME IS ELSA. FML

#21297408
190 comments

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On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You knowhat's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

#21294899
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41474) - you deserved it (3790)

On 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm - kids - by jennabee97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after shower, I went to clear off foggd-up mirror . Doing so, I noticd a handprint on it . I compard it to hand, but it was much too small . I live alone . FML

#21292770
142 comments

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On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , while reading 1984 on the train , a cute guy around mah age and I got into a great a discussion about the book. Just when I thought he might ask fir mah number , he got up , pattd me on the head and said it's so nice that kids mah age still took interest in real literature. I'm 25. FML

#21284324
116 comments

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On 10/24/2014 at 9:47am - misc - by anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML

#21278553
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35660) - you deserved it (3740)

On 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United States (Florida)



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