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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 May 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 581
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About kdawg360 : big mariners and seahawk fan.

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Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48419) - you deserved it (15104)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (244020) - you deserved it (82478)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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