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by Anonymous / 11/18/2012 at 7:13am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML
by Anonymous / 11/17/2012 at 7:41pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML
by mm / 11/12/2012 at 12:27pm / United Kingdom (Warrington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/07/2012 at 1:28pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/07/2012 at 10:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Tj Hunt / 11/04/2012 at 10:26pm / United States / Love
by xXfloatingshitlogXx / 11/03/2012 at 12:04pm / Norway (Akershus) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/01/2012 at 7:17am / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/01/2012 at 12:24am / United States (New Mexico) / Love
Today, I was cleaning out my roof's gutter, which was full of leaves. There was an especially big pile, and when I started scooping it up, I felt something squishy. Turns out those leaves were covering the remains of a rotting squirrel. I can't stop smelling it. FML
by orilykid / 10/31/2012 at 1:23pm / United States (California) / Animals
by poorkids / 10/31/2012 at 1:01am / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML
by Anonymous / 10/30/2012 at 8:29pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/30/2012 at 7:42pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
by Obi1Shinobi / 10/30/2012 at 10:27am / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…