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kayztastic
  • Town/Country : Middleburg, Usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 November 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 602
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kayztastic : Kayla. 17(: florida.

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Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean up the bed." I am the manager of a supermarket with 40 employees. It was pretty obvious what it was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17427) - you deserved it (3547)

On 11/01/2010 at 1:24pm - intimacy - by grimatwork (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27132) - you deserved it (4548)

On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)



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