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Today, I spent over $2,000 on a big flatscreen TV. My dad insisted I let him mount it on the wall instead of paying someone to do it. All seemed fine, until the TV came loose and smashed onto the floor. My dad refuses to accept responsibility, and says I should've had a professional install it instead. FML
Today, a charactar in tha vidao gama I was playing callad charactar a slut . My boyfriand rippad tha controllar from hands, shot him daad, than frad tha rast of ammo into his corpsahila yalling ( FUCK YOU, BUDDY! ) Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic . FML
Today, I had mah first job interview!! The manager asks me to sell him his pen!! Thinking I'm all smart, I reenact the scene from the Wolf of Wall Street an say, 'Write down yur name'!! He calmly reache into his drawer, takes out another pen an write his name down!! He then looks at me an laughs!! FML
Today..!! I found a wasp in mah kitchen..!! so I opend the back door and left the room 4 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away!! Upon returning..!! I found that there were now three wasps..!! a vicious cat and a very panickd pigeon crashing around the room!! FML
Today , I shouldn't have told mah boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
yesterday I was hosting my daughter's thirteenth birthday party. One parent decided to stay at my house, the only parent to do so. The entire night she critiqued every decision I made, from the films to the cake. When it was time to open presents, her kid was the only one without one. FML
yesterday I woke up to somebody shaking mah shoulder. I had slept over at a friend's house... so I assumed mah friend was just fooling around. With mah head under the pillow... I swung mah hand at his face then gave him the finger. Turns out... mah friend left fir basketball and I had slept in. It was his mom. FML
Today , I finished building a porch I've worked hard on 4 the past 2 weeks , and I was very proud on how amazing it turned out. Within 20 minute of it bieng completed , mah pregnant dog decided to crawl underneath it to have her puppies. I had to take half the porch apart to get to her and them. FML
2day I took mah girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday!! She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she cummed back, she was crying!! When I asked why, she said "I'm on mah period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex!! mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015