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Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
by awesomekidsmum / 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by applesmama / 09/17/2011 at 12:36am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by funnymanjoe / 09/14/2011 at 7:06am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by bob / 09/11/2011 at 11:15am / United States (New Mexico) / Health
by mannydanny / 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
by Andrew / 08/23/2011 at 10:46am / United States / Intimacy
by lala7 / 08/20/2011 at 7:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Ser17 / 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 12:18am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by dukebluedevils13 / 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
by jshi8 / 08/04/2011 at 10:35am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Bobsaget00 / 08/04/2011 at 6:19am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by laughingflame / 08/04/2011 at 2:00am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by SydIsPrettyCool / 08/04/2011 at 1:44am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
- Today, I spent days making a beautiful clay rose for my girlfriend at camp to have my mom hold onto… Today, I had to get between a coworker and her crazy ex, who was armed with a boxcutter. I do not… Today, I saw the extent of my depression as every teacher on my report card described me as sad and…